I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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