I'm drive I can fine osifer
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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