Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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