Sry I called you an 8
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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