People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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