Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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