I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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