C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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