woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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