Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
ok first of all what the fuck
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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