I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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