i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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