You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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