how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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