omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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