plz talk dirty to me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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