Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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