Will you blow on my dice?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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