Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
