some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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