do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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