happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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