he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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