Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Randomize
