I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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