Where is the hickey?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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