gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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