It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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