it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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