Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I have aggressive nipples.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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