Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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