God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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