Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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