So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
