pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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