Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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