do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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