It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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