forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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