ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
soo... how was my night?
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