Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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