Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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