Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Randomize
