Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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