totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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