1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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