my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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