on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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