So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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