Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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